Well, I watched it. Or more accurately, it played on my screen and I was in front of the screen for the duration of it. It's so Michael Bay that I think maybe I had a stroke? Like, did anything happen? I couldn't tell you. I don't think so. Like I was on my phone for a fair bit of it and all I really missed were some incredibly expensive special effects, so. There was also an unasked for couple of upskirt shots and whatnot, and every time I looked up there was another explosion or gun or car crash on the screen. And somehow despite not paying attention I still wound up hating the characters. But yknow, again, Michael Bay. Only he could manage to make a movie that is so constantly action-packed that it turns into a snoozefest for my brain, like how I get drowsy listening to really heavy club music. Next time if I think about watching a Michael Bay movie maybe I should just blast techno in my hears for two hours and stare at a wall instead, might be more engaging. Sorry. After watching one really good movie and one silly movie today I think I'm all out of fucks to give for nonsense action flicks.
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